Microsoft Word to Your Mother

November 2, 2010

I came across this little poem while on my long and dangerous journey aboard the procrastination train. After our technology “discussion” (confusion) this afternoon, I dedicate this to Chelsie and Debbie.

Microsoft Word to Your Mother.


Page Setup a little bookshelf beside the crib and sighed contentedly.

Insert Table and chair into newly built tree house.

Project Gallery opens to reveal chilled food, and can make ice too.

View Markup all over the hall floor. “Wipe your boots when you come in!”

Borders and Shading began to appear under her eyes.

New Comment, of course. Always with the sarcasm these days!

Track Changes with floral-print photo albums and yearbooks.

Save As her contribution to the propagation of the species.

Accept Changes (or, alternatively, disown).

From: (but beware-this site is like the “white lady” for some. It’s never just one more click.)

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